beyonslayed:

….me

(via closetsocialist)

thorsbian:

Burglar, when i surprise him by slithering upstairs in my pj’s at 11am on a tuesday: i thought the place was empty…

Me: i have a hectic work schedule

Burglar: understandable, but now i have to kill u (sees my shirt that says “what’s your sign?” and is legally obligated to answer) im a virgo

Me: oh really? This doesnt seem like a virgo heavy career, whats your rising?

Burglar, a little embarrassed: uh idk

Me: thats ok! If u know your time/place of birth, we can look up your birthchart!! Youre about to learn sooo much about yourself

Burglar, pulling up the chair beside me:

(via closetsocialist)

gaypeopletwitter:

voresimulator:

…dare I say veterans being the public image of PTSD in america is deliberate propaganda to make us sympathize with soldiers who kill people overseas ? way more women have PTSD than men, and a lot have it from sexual and domestic violence, not combat.

(Source : jeffbezosdivorcelawyer)

versacethotty:

jasmine saying that rpdr has fucked up drag and then being on it 3 years later……………………………..stan

pregnantseinfeld:

90stv:

@angelpassing

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will